As satirists, we get to stand on the sidelines of life and…

We have to get control of our borders.

— Mike Coffman

Unmarried couples should get married - that's an excellent tax avoidance measure, if a bit drastic.

— John Whiting

If you ask an introvert a question, wait until she thinks about it. Introverts think before speaking, not through speaking. If you want to…

— Laurie Helgoe

I love casting against type and doing things you wouldn't expect, because I think you get more interesting performances that way. Hollywood loves to…

— David S. Goyer

I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp names that never get fat.

— Stephen Vincent Benet

I am tired of our characters being so incomplete. When do we ever save the day in a film? When does a Latino actor…

— Esai Morales

I'd love to work in the States; I'd love to work anywhere where you get a good script and a good part to play.…

— Laura Carmichael

I honestly would like to get that Frankie fight back.

— Chad Mendes

It's going to be used in the last days to get people to come against Christ, and that's the issue: they come against the…

— Tim LaHaye

What I do miss that I don't get anymore? You're going to think I'm crazy, but you want the truth, so here it is.…

— Barbara Mandrell

I'm more comfortable modelling as a man because I don't get any criticism.

— Rain Dove

I haven't shut any doors, and I'm really open to anything, so I think it's just about the material and what is going to…

— Danielle Panabaker

Well this is aptly called a junket, for both of us. I have never been to a house of prostitution, but I understand that…

— Dustin Hoffman

You always hear actors say, 'Theater is my first love,' and it is. It's a time when you really get to do what you…

— Amy Landecker

Most people do surprisingly poorly when dealing with a relative who is hurting, depressed, or anxious - we get defensive and try to solve…

— David D. Burns