All cows were like other cows, all tigers like all other…

We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that.…

— Phil Robertson

Cows are a lot smarter across the board than bulls.

— Thomas Haden Church

Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock" [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers] Dark of the Moon, p.7

— John Sandford

In most agencies, account executives outnumber the copywriters two to one. If you were a dairy farmer, would you employ twice as many milkers…

— David Ogilvy

My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the…

— Bryan Callen

To isolate mathematics from the practical demands of the sciences is to invite the sterility of a cow shut away from the bulls.

— Pafnuty Chebyshev

Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it's a better cow than the one you've got in…

— Alex Ferguson

The thing that bothers me the most is the recklessness and greed of the local ranchers, who run too many cattle back here, choking…

— Merle Haggard

Spring comes with joyous laugh, and song, and sunshine, and the burnt sacrifice of the over-ripe boot and the hoary overshoe. The cowboy and…

— Edgar Wilson Nye

Talking to animals' isn't a matter of words used, it is a matter of your thoughts, your expression, and above all the tone of…

— Barbara Woodhouse

Learning is like a cow of desire. It, like her, yields in all seasons. Like a mother, it feeds you on your journey. Therefore…

— Chanakya

The velocity of light occupies an extraordinary place in modern physics. It is lèse-majesté to make any criticism of the velocity of light. It…

— Anthony Standen

The friendly cow, all red and white, I love with all my heart; She gives me cream with all her might, To eat with…

— Robert Louis Stevenson

We are shut up in school and college recitation rooms for ten to fifteen years, and come out at last with a bellyful of…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every lecture should state one main point and repeat it over and over, like a theme with variations. An audience is like a herd…

— Gian-Carlo Rota