What are you gunna do, snort her?

“So, you actually cooked tonight?" He regards me skeptically. I snort. Because snorting is attractive.”

— Katja Millay

“My mother made a sound that from a lesser woman would have been a snort.”

— Josh Lanyon

“Hey, I have a weird question,” I said. “What does it mean if a guy calls you ‘bang tidy’?” Marna snorted. “Sounds like something…

— Wendy Higgins

Shawty wanna snort it so I put it on a saucer, cut it wit a blade then I shoved it in her nostril.

— Gucci Mane

“Lilac makes on occasion a sound between a sniff and a snort that's as damning as all improper words in the language and, like…

— Leslie Ford

“Sometimes it’s like that. You know something good is coming, and even though it’s not even close yet, still, just knowing it’s coming is…

— Gary D. Schmidt

“Romeo’s laugh faded off. “Brother, he wants to ride you.” “Who?” “Harley, dumbass. You really didn’t know Harley’s has been hungry for you?” It…

— James Cox

“for a rest.” Freyja uttered her peculiar derisive snort”

— Mary Balogh

“Your father and I will deal with him.” “What are you going to do?” I say. “We will talk to him.” I snort. “Yeah,…

— Carolyn MacCullough

“Still, he was pleased to know that he could recall so much of the play and passed the rest of the journey pleasantly in…

— Diana Gabaldon

The real question is why are millions of people so unhappy, so bored, so unfulfilled, that they are willing to drink, snort, inject or…

— Ann Landers

“The first snort of coke, the first taste of a woman, the first sip of scotch: every high is different, but somehow the same.”

— Reed Farrel Coleman

“I tried to show him things, but he didn't seem to study what I showed him. Usually, he just put whatever I handed him…

— John Elder Robison

“You are not my mother. You are a scary Snort!”

— P.D. Eastman & Roy McKee

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't snort, and I don't gamble. I do lie a little bit though.

— Green Monk