Looking for an honest politician is like looking for an…

If the watchdog doesn't bark, how do you know there's a burglar in the basement? And the press is supposed to be a watchdog.

— Bill Moyers

If the many allegations made to this date are true, then the burglars who broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee at…

— Sam Ervin

Leaving out the gamblers, the burglars, and the plumbers, perhaps we do put our trust in God after a fashion. But, after all, it…

— Mark Twain

Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm.

— Allen Carr

“Kill the fears before they endorse your failures. When you attempt to stop the terrorist at the time he's at work, you are too…

— Israelmore Ayivor

In relation to God, we are like a thief who has burgled the house of a kindly householder and been allowed to keep some…

— Simone Weil

[it is] a high class kind of subversion, very high class. We're not second story burglars. We go right in the front door.

— Mike Gorman

The fear of burglars is not only the fear of being robbed, but also the fear of a sudden and unexpected clutch out of…

— Elias Canetti

Suppose . . . burglars had made entry into this . . . [library]. Picture them seated here on this floor, pouring the light…

— Mark Twain

You have found that you were more secure before you accumulated so much. See what greed has imposed on you: You have filled your…

— Saint Augustine

Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer…

— Sam Ewing

“The battering ram took the door out no problem. The siren was as loud as Pet City’s but the burglars wore noise-suppression headphones like…

— Joe Ide

The habit of always putting off an experience until you can afford it, or until the time is right, or until you know how…

— Charles R. Swindoll

It is the first time the burglar has been appointed as caretaker.

— Gough Whitlam

If you're a burglar, it's no good waiting about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle…

— Ian Holloway