White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never…

A good morning is when those tight pants you have not worn in a while...and you find that ten you left inside that pocket.

— JREYES

As a southern man, there's two things I'm definitely not scared of: bow ties and white pants.

— Justin Townes Earle

I did not like the way I looked in a pair of white pants.

— Sara Blakely

I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants.…

— Clark Gable

The elevator shaft was a kind of heat sink. Hot food was cold by the time it arrived. Cold food got colder. No one…

— Terry Pratchett

We have lost the good old British spirit. Instead we have American journalism and black-shirted buffoons making a cheap imitation of ice-cream sellers.

— Oswald Mosley

There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.

— Amal El-Mohtar

It shows you exactly how a star is formed; nothing else can be so pretty! A cluster of vapor, the cream of the milky…

— Benjamin Disraeli

It was a very intense and stressful situation. There was playing in the Johnny-pump (an opened fire hydrant) and the ice-cream man coming around…

— Jay-Z

Oh wow, you know what's wrong with all these families on TV? All these kids say stuff no kid would say. Stuff grown-ups want…

— Macaulay Culkin

Better the fragrant herb of wit and a little cream of affability than all the pretty cups in the world.

— Van Wyck Brooks

'Constitutional' is just a real pip of a word. Positively rolls off the tongue. In fact, it's downright fun to say. 'Con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's the…

— Paul Feig

It's still possible to savor the remarkable foods that millennia of human ingenuity have teased from milk. A sip of milk itself or a…

— Harold McGee

The improved American highway system isolated the American-in-transit. On his speedway he had no contact with the towns which he by-passed. If he stopped…

— Daniel J. Boorstin

I have a lot of secret uses for sour cream, which is the magic ingredient in my mac and cheese. It's an old-timey, Southern…

— Paula Deen