You can be smart and happy or stupid and miserable…

I sometimes wish I weren't as logical as I am and I wish I weren't as smart as I am, because I'd be happy.

— Rush Limbaugh

“I know that trolls are fundamentally sad people; I know that I've already defeated them in every substantive arena - by being smart, by…

— Lindy West

“I don't think I’ve ever been happy, actually. I don’t really want to be happy. Only stupid people are happy.”

— Isela Servin

I'm unhappy and that makes me happy. Because I'm not stupid, I've intelligence, ergo I'm not stupid.

— Jeremy Limn

In a relationship, there is always one girl and one guy who are happy together. But then, one stupid al*t comes and ruins everything.

— Udigwe Vinsnt

Be grateful, be smart, be clean, be true, be humble, be prayerful.

— Gordon B. Hinckley

It's always better to be wise than to be smart.

— Alan Alda

I know it sounds weird, but my definition of 'sexy' has changed as I've gotten older. And being smart and informed makes me feel…

— Sarah Shahi

I learned just to be a belligerent asshole, which was really: "You have to get what you need to get out of it." You…

— David Fincher

If you're stupid enough to whiff, you should be smart enough to forget it.

— Arnold Palmer

For the past few years, I've been more selective than I have any right to be, but I think that's finally starting to work…

— Lizzy Caplan

To be smart, spend carefully. To be wise, save regularly. To be genius, give extravagantly.

— Chip Ingram

I hated grunge. No one’s more feminist than me, but you don’t have to look as if you don’t give a - you know.…

— Catherine Zeta-Jones

Listen! Say less rather than more. If you want to be smart, play stupid!

— Helena Rubinstein

But if you get chronically, psychosocially stressed, you're going to compromise your health. So, essentially, we've evolved to be smart enough to make ourselves…

— Robert M. Sapolsky