I want you to channel Jessica Rabbit and give him a show.

“Rodrigo tried to draw a deep breath, but his chest was too filled with anguish, rage and guilt. He kissed his ash-coated fingers. “I…

— Lisa Valdez

“I’m not sure sex qualifies as R and R, but it’s a compromise I can live with.”

— Shelby Morgen

“Are you fucking kidding me? How do you get this wet? Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. I don’t even…ohhhhh God. It’s all over your legs.…

— Charlotte Stein

“Daddy, Momma! I made a friend. His name is Ike, and he ain’t got no tail because they chopped it off, but Aidan didn’t…

— Sophie Oak

“She lay there like a beautiful lace covered present for the troll with her sweet hands wrapped up in the red bow of Lilith’s…

— Bella Swann

“Hmmm,” you muse out loud. Your voice is deep and carnal, a sound which sends new surges of desire rushing to my sex. “These…

— Felicity Brandon

“New Englanders could be so brusque.”

— Cherise Sinclair

“All sexual activity performed is at the discretion of the participants and is confined to only one hour.”

— Karen A.Miles

“A werewolf bite turned me gay?”

— Tielle St. Clare

“I’m not going to deny that I want to fuck you. I can’t promise a future or that I’ll be some sniveling boyfriend who…

— D.L. Hess

“What’s up with all these guys not realizing they’re bisexual? Here’s the clue, buddy, when you’re around another dude and you get a hard-on,…

— Sophie Oak

“It’s just a little guy-liner,”

— Sophie Oak

“Do I need permission to breathe, Sir?”

— Kallypso Masters

“Thanks, babe. It takes true talent to get your ass whipped.”

— Sophie Oak

“You’d better run, little bunny…before the big bad wolf catches you.”

— Aileen Rose