Still, I take your point. I have a deal to learn about…

“How can you get giants out of a dwarf, my good chap? Can a thrush lay eagle’s egg? Can a dolphin give birth to…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“The dwarf has played her like a set of pipes, and she is too deaf to hear the tune.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Then I am not a dwarf. My father will rejoice to hear it.”

— George R.R. Martin

“She has never seen a dwarf before, he realized, much less a dwarf without a nose. He made a face, and stuck his tongue…

— George R.R. Martin

“One of those was occupied by a dwarf. Clean-shaved and pink-cheeked, with a mop of chestnut hair, a heavy brow, and a squashed nose,…

— George R.R. Martin

“I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a bit higher off the ground.”

— Eomer

Tolkien made dwarf sign language because, you know, it's too loud to talk in the mines.

— Richard Armitage

We were constantly appealing for funds from readers when I edited 'The Black Dwarf' in 1968-69.

— Tariq Ali

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant.

— Anonymous

“Dwarf down! I say again, Dwarf down! Don’t trust the Elves!”

— Michael Chatfield

“in the following Appendices, especially A to D, see the note at the end of the Prologue. The section A III, Durin’s Folk, was…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A dowdy, depressed dwarf.”

— Mary Kay Andrews

A dwarf can stand on a mountain, he's no taller.

— Seneca the Younger

“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.”

— The Harvard Lampoon