once the cow’s been milked there’s no squirting the cream…

“Ever seen a cow milked by hand in the movies?” he asked. “Certainly,” said Ferdy. “Then I guess you know all you need to,”…

— Stan Berenstain

“Hinges squeaked from the back of the house, followed by thumping footsteps and Winter's dreamy voice flowing through the house's narrow halls. "But I…

— Marissa Meyer

I milked, of course, and did some work around the barn, and tried not to think about Brian, which was like trying not to…

— Catherine Gilbert Murdock

Why's my name the Large Professor? Cause I milked your cow, in other words I hit your heifer.

— Extra P

“Out of your poisons you brewed your balsam. You milked your cow, melancholy; now you drink the sweet milk of her udder.”

— Nietzsche

My grandfather milked several cows twice a day and supplied the neighbours with dairy products. He liked to go visiting around the county on…

— Kary Mullis

My sister and brother-in-law were very impressed with how the cows were milked.

— Joanne Hoyt

“During the film (long, miserable) he takes her hand and squeezes rhythmically as if he's milking a cow.  She's distracted by wondering if he…

— Lesley Glaister

Interesting, he later reflected, was perhaps not the correct word.By the time he and Henry arrived back at the house for their midday meal-a…

— Julia Quinn

“All in all, he felt more milked than loved.”

— Pete Dexter

“On the frozen tundra, I milked a cow and pumped out ice cream. Strangely, it had chunks of strawberries in it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You don't have any hair at all at the tops of your thighs," I said, admiring the smooth white skin there. "Why is that,…

— Diana Gabaldon

I know you ain't never milked a cow before.

— Justin Moore

Politicians regard the public as a cow to be milked

— Elbert Hubbard

I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.

— Anonymous