I'm Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. Can I…

You are hereby conquered. Please line up in order of how much beryllium it takes to kill you. -Lrr

— Futurama

The ship can't take this much pressure. Sometimes it falls apart just sitting in the hangar. -Professor

— Futurama

Now that's a tree worth chopping down. -Fry

— Futurama

One dip in that toxic muck and your DNA will be permanently mutated. You'll grow a camel hump or a Zoidberg face. -Fry

— Futurama

What's on the TV tonight? Oh wait, I don't care, I have a date! -Lrr

— Futurama

You can't simply know something by assembling a committee of words! That's it! I'll assemble your comittee! -Professor

— Futurama

Ah, the water's as sterile as my milk-man trusting father. -Professor

— Futurama

Pine trees aren't barking snakes - they won't just turn up in a salad in Olive Garden. -Professor

— Futurama

Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people! -Zoidberg

— Futurama

Things don't exist simply because you believe in them, thus sayeth the almighty creature in the sky! -Dr. Banjo

— Futurama

Oh no! This could be the year without a Kwanza, like every year before 1966. -Amy

— Futurama

I can eat a hot dog underwater. -Fry

— Futurama

I thought they were selfish, but in the end, it turns out it was I who thought they were selfish. -Bender

— Futurama

You know Santa may have killed Scruffy, but he makes a good point. -Fry

— Futurama

If this is anything like killing the pigeon on my balcony, we've got our work cut out for us. -Leela

— Futurama