MOST POLITICANS are like diapers,

“Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.”

— Mark Twain

Minds, like diapers, need occasional changing.

— Karen Cushman

Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason

— Pete McCloskey

True friends are like diapers they never leave your ass, even if they are full of shit.

— Green Monk

“of the weirdos are like diapers – self-absorbed, full of shit, and need to be disposed of. But”

— Suzanne Wright

“Politicians should be changed regularly, like diapers, and for the same reason.”

— Richard Davies

Well, Rush, look what happened? 9/11 happened, and we didn't know it in advance. That's right, we got hit, we got hit big time.…

— Rush Limbaugh

I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it?

— Kim Kardashian

Cinderella and the prince lived, they say, happily ever after, like two dolls in a museum case never bothered by diapers or dust, never…

— Anne Sexton

I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little.

— Jackie Jackson

So: this is where we are going to become parents. You walk into the building as a couple, and leave a few minutes later…

— Scott Simon

You've got all these characters and yet, you're hovering over one character like a fly over a stinky diaper. Realize that you've got a…

— Chuck Wendig

With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all.

— Esther Williams

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not…

— Larry the Cable Guy

You will be at your best forever, Even now you have good moments. Occasional glimpses of your heavenly self. When you change your baby's…

— Max Lucado