One life is an absurdly small allowance.

Though small was your allowance, You saved a little store: And those who save a little, Shall get a plenty more.

— William Makepeace Thackeray

my own relationships with the animals in my life are absurdly complex: Some I love, some I eat, and the scraps left over from…

— Barbara Kingsolver

Congratulations on finding an absurdly overpriced place to live.

— Anonymous

Only by living absurdly is it possible to break out of this infinite absurdity.

— Julio Cortazar

I have absurdly vivid dreams.

— Erin Morgenstern

“None talk more absurdly than murmurers.”

— Matthew Henry

Absurdly improbable things are quite as liable to happen in real life as in weak literature.

— Ada Leverson

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.

— Julia Sweeney

“Yes, it made sense, and was so absurdly simple that it would take a genius to think of it. And, perhaps, someone who did…

— Arthur C. Clarke

One is so apt to think of people's affection as a fixed quantity, instead of a sort of moving so with the tide, always…

— Freya Stark

A realistic expectation also demands our acceptance that one's allotted time on earth must be limited to an allowance consistent with the continuity of…

— Sherwin B. Nuland

There's plenty of great stuff out there. I think it's just what we do is we all spend our allowance on the thing that…

— Robert Englund

If you want to be rich, don’t allow yourself the luxury of excuses.

— Robert Kiyosaki

Anyhow, we obviously understand that, being a United States' ally and having a special relationship with it, the UK in its relations with Russian…

— Vladimir Putin

I like buying clothes, especially as I get a tax-deductible allowance.

— Wendy Cope