Hey man, Jaws was never my scene, and i don't like Star Wars

In the middle of a play, I go crazy and don't realize what I'm doing. I'll snap back to reality and I realize, 'Hey,…

— Brian Bosworth

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death.…

— Richard Jeni

I'm neurotic in the sense that I can have a crowd of 300 people cheering you, applauding you, standing O, but one guy come…

— Wayne White

Do you know what it is sir? Do you know what the Dance Dance Revolution is? It's not an actual revolution, so you don't…

— Russell Peters

An established film director can just pick up the phone and say to a star, 'Hey, are you interested in doing a commercial?'

— Tony Scott

Hey Sydney," she said, giving me a small, crooked smile as she entered the room. Her flashing, dark eyes were friendly, but they were…

— Richelle Mead

Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody…

— Tina Fey

I'm not the guy who will sit in a room with somebody who's using a bunch of big words and just act like I…

— Mark Wahlberg

I think that if you run a big company, you've got to, four or five times a year, just say, 'Hey team, look, here's…

— Jeffrey R. Immelt

People are strange. We're all morticians. Hey, what's on TV?

— Ric Ocasek

When you get older, you learn certain life lessons. You apply that wisdom, and suddenly you say, 'Hey, I've got a new lease on…

— Robert Redford

Hey, maybe instead of going to college, you should drop out and I could quit my job and we can form an all-girl band…

— Daniel Palladino

Robert Duvall taught me years ago. He said, "You know theatre is not real. I don't like plays." You know, he doesn't like plays.…

— Billy Bob Thornton

[Eugene Smith] was always writing these diatribes about truth, and how he wanted to tell the truth, the truth, the truth. It was a…

— Larry Clark

If someone says, hey, you know, this long weekend, let's go skydiving - I would say, no, are you nuts? I'd just as soon…

— Rick Mercer