Or maybe aliens had abducted him—yeah, that was what…

“God, you’re uptight. Did the aliens maybe forget to remove your anal probe?”

— Cherise Sinclair

“Maybe [aliens] have been in our lives a lot longer than we want to admit. People have always seen strange things—elves and fairies—and now…

— Thomm Quackenbush

I've been a musician since I was nine. I think a ghost or goblin visited me in the night. Maybe aliens abducted me, or…

— Alan Cohen

“Maybe it’s not aliens posing as gods in the past, but gods posing as aliens now.”

— Derek P Gilbert

I'd love to be abducted. I'd sit on my deck at home waiting all night long to be abducted. But that's never happened that…

— Sammy Hagar

I've been abducted and probed in the anus. On purpose.

— Tom DeLonge

Celebrity or no celebrity, I think a lot of females deal with the fear of being abducted.

— Elisha Cuthbert

L.A. is... I always feel sort of abducted when I'm there, like I've stepped onto another planet where everyone looks the same.

— Mamie Gummer

Is it just me or does the fact that you live in the same building you were abducted into seem a bit morbid?" "Pffft.…

— Darynda Jones

“A weak woman at one times, she fell victim to evil, disappeared on a fated night never to return to the world again… but…

— M.S. Willis

I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office.

— George W. Bush

“What do you mean no one knows where he is? Human beings don’t just disappear. Not unless they’ve been abducted by aliens. But even…

— Elizabeth Bevarly

“Matt had his back to the house and his hands braced against a black Lexus. Holy fuck. This was textbook sketchy. Black car, strange…

— M. Pierce

For me to sit here and give all kinds of excuses to make it right, I can't do. But what I want to ask…

— Sam Childers

“You were abducted by space aliens. Of course you want egg rolls.”

— Thomm Quackenbush