Pygmies are just high tech midgets from the past

We are all giants, raised by pygmies, who have learned to walk with a perpetual mental crouch.

— Robert Anton Wilson

Shall a man go and hang himself because he belongs to the race of pygmies, and not be the biggest pygmy that he can?

— Henry David Thoreau

Pygmies are pygmies still, though percht on Alps; And pyramids are pyramids in vales. Each man makes his own stature, builds himself. Virtue alone…

— Edward Young

Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.

— Honore de Balzac

We are being programmed by mental pygmies.

— Howard Hesseman

In South Africa, they think we're pygmies!

— The Notorious B.I.G

The Pygmies rely on the forest for their very life. They know everything about finding and using plants, animal behavior, and forest survival. Working…

— Corneille Ewango

Shall a man go and hang himself because he belongs to the race of pygmies, and not be the biggest pygmie that he can?…

— Henry David Thoreau

“I like small talk. Let’s discuss midgets.”

— Jarod Kintz

“How many midgets does it take to take over the world? I’m not sure, but I’d guess twice as many.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfortable making small talk.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Taylor was lying on a warm, sunny beach, her long legs spread in front of her on a plastic chaise lounge. She shielded her…

— J.T. Ellison

I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.

— Gilbert Gottfried

“When one speaks of sex with midgets, one must speak French.”

— Dennis Vickers

Are you a producer or a looter? If diversity were always and everywhere good we would be clamoring for more midgets in the NBA.

— Jonah Goldberg