Note to self: Overthrow government of magical Britain at…

Note to self: If you do not know how to spell a big scary spiders name, DO NOT look it up on the internet.…

— Becky Eisele

“I stared at MacFinn for a long moment. I believed that he was telling me the truth. That he didn’t have much control, if…

— Jim Butcher

“Decebel looked over at Fane. "A face tu fiecare a lua ce ei say?(Do you ever get what they say?)" Fane smiled at his…

— Quinn Loftis

“Note to self...must back up my files daily...”

— Heather Mar-Gerrison

Note to self: never participate in a trend about politics. Crazy people everywhere.

— Anonymous

“But three cheers for Alaska, they've got 24-hour hot fucking bear delivery. Note to self: Nuke Alaska.”

— Mykle Hansen

Note to self: Never ride a motorcycle in stilettos and a miniskirt.

— Maggie Grace

Note to self: When spraying hairspray, it's important to spray it into your hair, and NOT into the person's eyeballs next to you.

— Candace Bailey

Note to self: Don't get on Veritas's bad side. She holds a grudge for centuries.

— Jeaniene Frost

Note to self: Smile, look happy and act like there is nothing wrong. People will just think you want attention anyway.

— Anonymous

“The early Christians took this story and used it as the backdrop for the doctrine of ‘The Trinity.’ For me, though, this myth has…

— Eric Overby

“Note to self: buy some nunchucks or something.”

— Cynthia Hand

“Note to self: Always remember how lucky you are to wake up next to someone who thinks you're the shit.”

— Tiffanie DeBartolo

“Note to self: All you have to do is show up. Be late. Be scared. Be a mess. Be weird. Be confused. Just BE…

— Nanea Hoffman

Note to self: When it all falls down, God still stands.

— HOttieDeviL