I'm the lucky monkey,

“I'm the lucky monkey, nothing will ever happen to me.” On Thursday, Troy decided”

— Efrat Haddi

A monkey is unaware that atoms exist. Likewise, our brainpower may not stretch to the deepest aspects of reality. The bedrock nature of space…

— Martin Rees

Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings.

— Kenneth Grahame

The fountain of youth is like the monkey's paw in the W. W. Jacobs story. It never ends well.

— Sarah Monette

If money grew on trees... girls would date monkeys.

— Nishan Panwar

“As a baby, Oliver Cromwell was abducted by his grandfather’s pet monkey.”

— John Lloyd

I fear the monkey in your soul.

— Steely Dan

I don't mind if, according to the Law of Evolution, my grand grand grand etc. father is a monkey,but I do mind if he…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

The character of the monkey just grew from something out of his face and my granddad's personality. They fused, and that's what I ended…

— Nina Conti

Well, there's no monkey on my back,

— Kim Clijsters

It wasn't until a few years ago, when I was going through old Facebook pictures with a friend, and happened upon a photo of…

— Lolly Adefope

My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't be playing…

— French Montana

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.

— Joseph Stilwell

But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey.

— Albert Einstein

A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe.

— Tom T. Hall