This site is crap but... nobody said I couldn't take a pic…

I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind…

— Lewis Black

When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On…

— Zach Braff

There's too many people in seats of power who just haven't got a clue what they're doing. They're bean counters, and it just pisses…

— Pierce Brosnan

Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.

— Brian Clough

I don't take crap from anyone, so that makes people think I'm rebellious. I'm not. I'm just not a pushover.

— Kat Dennings

Most of what Hollywood puts out is crap anyway.

— Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap…

— Guy Kawasaki

People say you shouldn't eat carbs, but that's crap. I just try to stay away from white ones.

— Marisa Miller

“I wanted us to have an adventure. Because I love that crap. Because I'm not whatever-her-name-is. I don't think it's oh so hard to…

— John Green

“Holy crap, were they part anteater?”

— Tymber Dalton

If you think your management doesn't know what it's doing or that your organisation turns out low-quality software crap that embarrasses you, then leave.

— Edward Yourdon

I think a lot of the stuff I'm playing now is crap.

— John Peel

It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big…

— Trey Parker

“Whoever said it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved was full of crap.”

— Rachel Vincent

Don't be evil is a load of crap.

— Steve Jobs