Never fly the 'A' model of anything.

“That’s a stupid name! Whirly-gig is much better, I think. Who in their right mind would point at this thing and say, ‘I’m going…

— Nathan Reese Maher

There are only two things required to fly a modern airliner: a pilot and a dog. It's the pilot's job to feed the dog.…

— Anonymous

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

— Anonymous

Aviation is not so much a profession as it is a disease.

— Anonymous

A thunderstorm is never as bad on the inside as it appears on the outside. It's worse.

— Anonymous

There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

— Anonymous

I remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous.

— Anonymous

Trust your captain but keep your seat belt securely fastened.

— Anonymous

A male pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he's flying, and about flying when he's with a woman.

— Anonymous

Any attempt to stretch fuel is guaranteed to increase head wind.

— Anonymous

If God had meant man to fly, he'd have given him lots more money.

— Anonymous

'Unskilled' pilots are always found in the wreckage with their hand around the microphone.

— Anonymous

I know there's a lot of money in aviation because I put it there.

— Anonymous

Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's not subject to repeal.

— Anonymous

If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter... and therefore, unsafe.

— Anonymous