You're NOT Norway!!! You'll never BE Norway!!! And BECAUSE…

“AND STOP BELLY-DANCING WITH BIRDS, NORWAY, IT'S INHUMANE!”

— America

“YES! STOP FIGHTING RIGHT NOW! POLAND NEEDS CARROTS TOO!”

— America

“I beg pardon, madam, but are you saying that the Lock-forgive me, that THEY terrify the town with a giant cabbage-eating pantomime horse?”

— Eponymous Clent

“You wouldn't hurt a virgin, would you? Where do you think they get virgin olive oil, huh? Don't you think we're pathetic enough as…

— Italy

Norway has had a carbon tax in place for a long time. This has not slowed down industrial development. Rather, it has encouraged innovation…

— Erna Solberg

Protestants are the more segmented group. Mainline churches - you have problems in the U.S., Europe, the Scottish Church, the Dutch Protestant Church, the…

— Manfred Gerstenfeld

That's the biggest struggle in Norway. Most of the money doesn't go to tennis.

— Casper Ruud

I want to travel. Maybe I'll end up living in Norway, making cakes.

— Eva Green

Some people reckoned up all King Harald's (King of Norway) great achievements, and said that nothing would be too difficult for him. But there…

— Snorri Sturluson

A democratically governed national fracking fund should be set up, perhaps similar to what Norway and Alaska have. Areas of drilling should be rented…

— Guy Standing

It is not for a care-free existence I am fighting, but for the possibility of devoting myself to the task which I believe and…

— Henrik Ibsen

When we were kids, Stoke was massive in Norway.

— Morten Harket

If the world were an orange with 18 segments meeting at the top (the North Pole), roughly 8 of them would be in Russia,…

— Alex Shoumatoff

I was born in Oslo, Norway, but now live in the suburbs of Southwest London, right near the River Thames. It's a lovely part…

— Alexander Hanson

We had to leave Norway and go where it was all happening, which was London. We loved it there, but it was hard. We…

— Morten Harket