I've never seen a hearse pull a U-haul

“While still practising law, he'd run a hearse-rental agency. Then, later, he'd bought into a handkerchief factory in Baker Park. Their most famous innovation…

— Rupert Thomson

I was waiting for my hearse. What came next was so much worse. It took a funeral to make me feel alive.

— Sixx AM

Did you ever, think when the hearse passes by, that someday in it you will lie?

— Kelly Braffet

“...a mini-hearse. It had the practicality of a mini-van and the handy carrying capacity of a hearse combined. If you get annoyed with your…

— David David Katzman

Like I always say, if you sit long enough by the crack of the door, you'll see your enemy go by in a hearse.

— Sally Stanford

The kings of terrors, the last enemy, will never be able to breach the pearly gates and disturb the bliss of heaven! No more…

— J. Oswald Sanders

Pity that the only way to paradise is in a hearse.

— Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

“I better get the hearse back before dark." Xanadu sighed. "Uncle Lee got into it with Aunt Faye about me even borrowing it." Grabbing…

— Julie Anne Peters

“You'll never see a hearse towing a U-Haul.”

— Joanne Fluke

I've never seen a Brink's truck follow a hearse to the cemetery.

— Barbara Hutton

It was crazy how a hearse and a pair of sneakers could cheer a guy up.

— Kami Garcia

“She watched while the funeral director and his teenage son removed Mouse from his hearse. They were efficient and reverent. Eve put her wrist…

— Debra Anastasia

People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

“And a ride in a hearse tells us we’re all close to that final cruise . . . when the body dies and we…

— David Mutti Clark

Why is the hearse with scutcheons blazon'd round, And with the nodding plume of ostrich crown'd? No; the dead know it not, nor profit…

— John Gay