Look at us, goddammit, the two of us slingshotted from the…

“4. THE CRUMBLING WALL (Hamburger, prepared medium well, with bacon and barbecue sauce. Courtesy of that place on Solano, where, it should be mentioned,…

— Dave Eggers

“LOW-FLYING, QUICK-MOVING CLOUDS: I haven't long to live. TREETOPS, ROUNDED AND ROUGH: That's probably true. LOW-FLYING, QUICK-MOVING CLOUDS: I won't even make it to…

— Dave Eggers

But the grind has begun. The windows don’t open, and even the availability of near-constant jokes about Jews and Mormons fails to stem the…

— Dave Eggers

“One button for the rest of your life online.”

— Dave Eggers

We feel that to reveal embarrassing or private things, we have given someone something, that, like a primitive person fearing that a photographer will…

— Dave Eggers

I think I'm far too hopeful and trusting. That's something I got from my mum.

— Dave Eggers

“Overnight, all comment boards became civil, all posters held accountable. The trolls, who had more or less overtaken the internet, were driven back into…

— Dave Eggers

“Have we wasted precious space dust on you?”

— Dave Eggers

“What can one do with one's hands when the camera is interested in other things?”

— Dave Eggers

“The money that could have saved the Shuttle, and the money we send to random countries, that we use to remake unchangeable countries ten…

— Dave Eggers

Write your goddamned book now. The world awaits.

— Dave Eggers

The only infallible truth of our lives is that everything we love in life will be taken from us.

— Dave Eggers

“First of all: I am tired. I am true of heart! And Also: You are tired. You are true of heart!”

— Dave Eggers

And what we were trying to offer every day was one-on-one attention. The goal was to have a one-to-one ratio with every one of…

— Dave Eggers

Suffering is only suffering if it’s done in silence, in solitude. Pain experienced in public, in view of loving millions, was no longer pain.…

— Dave Eggers