4 minutes in and this video has already given me an erection

“The smell would have given me an erection if I'd still had testicles.”

— Garth Stein

My friend Ray Comfort has produced a powerful piece of media that leaves a lasting mark on your heart and mind. '180' is 33…

— Kirk Cameron

I would love to act. I get to do it in three and a half minutes in a video on a three-day shoot, which…

— Brendon Urie

“My bed’s as big as a medium-sized apartment in New York City. And my erection is equal to a small.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I look over the back of the chair to make sure he’s still asleep. He is. And he still has an erection. I can’t…

— Charlie Evans

A friend asked me once, 'Are you worried about getting an erection on stage?' I said, 'No, that would be great!' Rather the opposite…

— Daniel Radcliffe

“My body had some sort of reaction to my erection, and the only thing I could think to do was vigorously rub the affected…

— Jarod Kintz

Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. -Marcus Burnett

— Bad Boys 2

“I woke up not only to my own erection, but Max’s. His cock pressed against my side like it was trying to burrow inside…

— James Cox

“Every time I so much as blink you get an erection.”

— Carla H Krueger

“Don’t mock my dress. I’ve got a dance recital after work. You’re invited—but it’s bring your own erection. You can’t borrow mine, because I’ll…

— Jarod Kintz

“My eyes unapologetically trailed down the length of his torso, down the thin line of hair leading into his underwear and stopped on his…massive…

— Penelope Ward

Whenever he composes a critical review, I have been told, he gets an enormous erection.

— Anonymous

A man doesn't need a study to know if he's feeling amorous. There is no such thing as a placebo erection.

— Chris Kilham

“Perhaps the blood that was flooding into his dick, bringing it to full erection, was starving his brain of oxygen.”

— James Lear