Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the…

…avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!" -Angela

— Christopher Paolini

“Don't eat earwax avoid roasted cabbage and look on the bright side of life -Angela”

— Christopher Paolini

“(...)best of luck, avoid roasted cabbage, don't eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!”

— Christopher Paolini

“I want to scrape earwax out of your ears like the last of the chunky peanut butter in a jar. I’d love it if…

— Jarod Kintz

“I made a candle out of earwax so I could listen better in the dark.”

— Neil Leckman

“Almost all Europeans and all Africans have the wet earwax allele of the ABCC11 gene. This sharp differentiation of the two alleles implies a…

— Nicholas Wade

“He had a lump of crusty earwax for a heart.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“Earwax is nothing more than sound boogers. I’m too congested to hear anything but I love you. Not that I expect you to flick…

— Jarod Kintz

He was not so much brain as earwax

— William Shakespeare

You would be amazed how many magicians have died after being bitten by mad rabbits. It's far more common than you might think. -Angela…

— Christopher Paolini

If you don't make a few ememies now and then, you're a coward-or worse. Besides, it as worth it to see his reaction. Oh,…

— Christopher Paolini

Angela Merkel and the CDU are not our political adversaries. The CDU and the CSU are sister parties.

— Horst Seehofer

I trust Angela Merkel, she is a very open person. She is also subject to certain constraints and limitations. But she is honestly trying…

— Vladimir Putin

I have respect for leaders who defend the interests of their countries. Angela Merkel policies are positive for Germany, but they are unfortunately harmful…

— Marine Le Pen

You’re crazy,” said her best friend, Angela, as the bell rang to signal five minutes before the first class on the first day back…

— Sarah Rees Brennan