I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making…

A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get…

— Dav Pilkey

A muddy little stream, a village grown unfamiliar with time and trees. I turn around and retrace my way up Main Street and park…

— Wallace Stegner

With no pretensions of art, Viva Las Vegas, the new Elvis Presley vehicle, is about as pleasant and unimportant as a Banana Split.

— Howard Thompson

I belonged in Idle Valley like a pearl onion on a banana split.

— Raymond Chandler

I believe in holistic medicine, yoga, Pilates and so on. But I also believe in banana split sundaes once in a while.

— Gwyneth Paltrow

Angry Black White Boy is bananas! Actually, it's a banana split with razor blades in it. Adam Mansbach is the white Richard Wright, and…

— William Upski Wimsatt

Banana Splits for Breakfast. I think I ate about five.

— Sissy Spacek

I remember the fact that milk was delivered every day by a milkman. In summer, my mother would make what now seem in my…

— Simon McBurney

I make milkshakes at home, but the two best are at at Gulfstream and Disney's Soda Fountain on Hollywood Boulevard.

— Roy Choi

“If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream.”

— Bill Maher

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEYARD. hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit .

— Ream

If a man ordered a beer milk shake, he thought, he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known.

— John Steinbeck

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

— Casey Stengel

If a man ordered a beer milkshake he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known.

— John Steinbeck

The holy grail is right here in this gem of a book. Tosha Silver’s wisdom goes down as easy as a mint milkshake and…

— Lissa Rankin