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“But you know, a wizard with black hair and a thick mustache put a curse on Moscow, and Petrograd, too, so that no one would be able to tell the truth without lying. If a novelist wrote a true story about how things really happened, no one would believe him, and he might even be punished for…” quote by Catherynne M. Valente
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““But you know, a wizard with black hair and a thick mustache put a curse on Moscow, and Petrograd, too, so that no one would be able to tell the truth without lying. If a novelist wrote a true story about how things really happened, no one would believe him, and he might even be punished for spreading propaganda. But if he wrote a book full of lies about things that could never really happen, with only a few true things hidden in it, well, he would be hailed as a hero of the People, given a seat at a writers' café, served wine and ukha, and not have to pay for any of it. He'd get a salaried summer on the dacha, and be feted. Even given a medal by the wizard with the thick mustache." The waiter whistled. "That's a good curse. I should like to shake that wizard's hand and buy him a vodka or two.””

Catherynne M. Valente

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

A satirical view of authoritarian censorship where truth is punished and falsehood rewarded, highlighting the absurdity of propaganda.

In simple terms: Truth is punished, lies are praised under a corrupt regime.

Key Takeaway

Beware of systems that reward deception.

Themes

censorship authoritarianism propaganda satire artistic freedom

Mood

cynical ironic critical

Type

satirical political

When to use this quote

  • journalism
  • creative writing
  • political activism
  • media criticism

Key Concepts

totalitarian control truth manipulation literary satire

Questions to Reflect On

  • How does rewarding falsehood affect society?
  • What responsibilities do artists have under censorship?
A Different Perspective

The quote exaggerates for effect; real regimes may be more nuanced.

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