he's probably never met a six-foot tall hot elf-women in a…

I just got my first bikini. It's a three-piece: a top, a botton, and a blindfold for you.

— Wendy Liebman

Statistics are like bikinis-they show a lot but not everything.

— Lou Piniella

My boyfriend thinks it's crazy that I wear a different bikini every day on holiday.

— Tamara Ecclestone

In high school I spent most of my time in jeans and T-shirts or Juicy sweats. We're such a laid-back town. I mean, people…

— Lauren Conrad

I would love to be able to swim in the ocean in Malibu. But that is asking for a bikini shot. That's inviting something…

— Mary-Kate Olsen

Every time I have a bikini wax, Cameron Diaz holds me down.

— Gwyneth Paltrow

My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.

— Charlaine Harris

I made my career off posing in swimsuits and doing all the swimsuit issues and posters, but I will tell you that that little…

— Cindy Margolis

I'm not interested, Larry, in being a perfect, plastic pop singer that looks great in bikinis and is on the cover of every magazine.…

— Lady Gaga

I hate it when you type something like sunsets or cute puppies or chairs into Google and go to images and it brings up…

— Guardian

But she has gathered that Americans, in spite of their public declarations of affection, in spite of their miniskirts and bikinis, in spite of…

— Jhumpa Lahiri

The sexiest thing about a bikini is that it leaves something to the imagination, which is the best part.

— Anna Sui

Hell yeah Booze and Bikinis < thats all that I like to do

— Im Nothing

I don't care how much you're working out; when you go to put on that bikini, you're like, 'Oh no!'

— Summer Sanders

Sexiness isn't being young, hot and wearing a bikini. It's being powerful and feeling like you belong in your skin and it feels good.

— Lights