When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back.

— Joe Jonas

If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.

— Lance Armstrong

It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take…

— Louise Hay

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade…

— Ron White

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

— Conan O'Brien

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

— Gurbaksh Chahal

If Life gives you lemons throw it back and ask for cherries.

— Michael Naputi

“When life gives you lemons, you throw them at the Government”

— SeanCityNavy

“When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. HARD.”

— Thomas J. Montemarano

When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.

— Grace Helbig

when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver

— Reba McEntire

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

— Bill Watterson

“When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't…

— Rob Thurman

If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.

— Elizabeth Gilbert

Stop worrying and start living.

— Dale Carnegie