I am a chain-smoking, nocturnal, reality show junky.

At 17, all I wanted was to be a famous junky. Like all my heroes.

— Jerry Stahl

A junky runs on junk time. When the junk is cut off, the clock runs down and stops. All he can do is hang…

— William S. Burroughs

I'm a little bit of an adrenaline junky.

— Paige

I'm funky, not a junky but I know where to get it

— Brad Nowell

I'm like a junky without an addiction.

— Ozzy Osbourne

Eat all the junk food you want - as long as you cook it yourself. That way, it'll be less junky, and you won't…

— Michael Pollan

You must be a deeply anxiety-ridden person, otherwise chain-smoking is not possible; chain-smoking is a by-product. You must be so concerned about a thousand…

— Rajneesh

I'm chain smoking loud like it's a Newport. Dad wasn't around, my father figure was Too Short.

— 2 Chainz

“Sometimes, when I'm chain-smoking and feeling like shit (which happens more often than I'd like to admit), I let go of a lit cigarette…

— Kris Kidd

“He described the experience as being 'a little bit less fun, perhaps, than chain-smoking for ninety minutes while handcuffed to a dowager with asthma…

— Adam Levin

Man, it was a good thing vampires didn't get cancer. Lately he'd been chain-smoking like a felon.

— J.R. Ward

“Sometimes, when I’m chain smoking on the balcony and feeling like shit (which happens more often than I’d like to admit), I let go…

— Kris Kidd

“Light the third page from the second and so on, chain-smoking, chapter by chapter, all the silly things the words mean, all the false…

— Ray Bradbury

Whenever you're on a reality show, you're the scum of the earth. You have no talent, you're a nothing, and you deserve nothing.

— The Miz

Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin

— Family Guy