Congrats you just officially pissed me off. sorry I dont…

The marriage certificate is a licence that is obtained before the driving test.

— Vikrant Parsai

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired???

— Pryme

“There are no such words like "over-dreaming" or dreaming without "biometric verification". You can dream over and over again! You don't need a certificate…

— Israelmore Ayivor

The only name on my birth certificate was Henley, no first name.

— Rickey Henderson

My friends asked me to be a reverend at their wedding in France a few years ago. I went on the Internet, and within…

— Lucy Punch

I don't need a certificate of my patriotism from those in the establishment.

— Asma Jahangir

COngrats you have officially pissed me off. sorry I dont a certificate for you. there's not a certificate that says

— Bridgett

I want a certificate that allows me to make as big a box office as possible.

— Ridley Scott

I got a gerontology certificate a million years ago along with my law degree, so I've been interested in older people for many years.…

— Elizabeth Strout

Behavior is the real certificate. No one could have written certificate.

— Tolstoy

I do not think the Nobel institution gives you a certificate that everything you say is always right.

— Piyush Goyal

Honesty is certificate of trust.

— Ashok Singh Chauhan

I have a very vibrant imposter syndrome that goes on throughout most of my life, but nothing more than when someone has to put…

— Robin Ince

“It is not all about the certificate,it is your dream Your dream is what you stand for Your dream is your future.”

— f.c. lekwuwa

There was some indecision as to when I was born. My sister said it was 1916. I'd lost my birth certificate.

— Michael Gough