My wife says OBE stands for Old Big 'Ead.

Generations pass while some tree stands, and old families last not three oaks.

— Robert Browning

The grand old Book of God still stands; and this old earth, the more its leaves are turned over and pondered, the more it…

— James Dwight Dana

I keep saying that backwards is all you can see. You can't see front. My wife says, "Stop, you're always in the past." She…

— Tom Courtenay

“How can you afford to have difference of opinions at home? When the wife says, ‘I am yours’ and the husband says, ‘I am…

— Dada Bhagwan

“My wife says I'm full of half-baked ideas, so from now on, I'll microwave myself for 45-seconds before speaking.”

— Stewart Lee Beck

I have a T-shirt that says, 'Ball is life.' My wife says 'That's an understatement for you.'

— Jamal Crawford

“My wife says that I can’t kill you for being an asshole. She has a much kinder heart than I do. If you or…

— Thea Harrison

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.

— Milton Berle

My wife says to me, 'You have achieved a lot'... yeah, I do know. But... there are a couple of things I haven't.

— Alun Wyn Jones

I've always been passionate about what I do and want to do it well, ... My wife says she's a widow to the computer.

— Scott Simon

I am a simple man, though my wife says I am complicated. I'll trust her on that one.

— Adam West

“My wife says I'd get philosophical with a lamp post if I thought the thing had ears.”

— Etgar Keret

Yeah... my wife says no more reality shows in case I break another bone or something.

— Chesney Hawkes

A wife says to her husband (or vice versa), "Do you love me?""Of course," he replies. "I've been married to you for twenty years,…

— Leo Buscaglia

My wife says that I changed people's lives or ways of thinking and that I should always be proud and grateful. If I'm dismissive…

— Stephen Malkmus