I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman…

There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.

— Brendan Behan

The policeman on the beat or in the patrol car makes more decisions and exercises broader discretion affecting the daily lives of people every…

— Warren E. Burger

In keeping people straight, principle is not as powerful as a policeman.

— Abel Hermant

“He firmly pulled her body against his and he brushed her lips with his. Staring into her eyes, he lightly slid his tongue across…

— Laney Smith

One policeman may be a friend, but two are the Law.

— Margery Allingham

I have never paid a policeman myself. I have never sanctioned, knowingly sanctioned, a payment to a police officer.

— Rebekah Brooks

I know the police cause you trouble They cause trouble everywhere But when you die and go to heaven You find no policeman there

— Woody Guthrie

“Sometimes a policeman must confront people about lying. No one likes to be called a liar. But it is what it is! A fact…

— Anonymous

The policeman must be a minister, a social worker, a diplomat, a tough guy, and a gentleman. And, of course, he'd have to be…

— Paul Harvey

“Police not enforcing laws results in a high crime rate that is formally reported as a low crime rate in police statistics.”

— Steven Magee

Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.

— W. Somerset Maugham

Truly environmentalism has displaced economics as the dismal science.

— Steven F. Hayward

The fact is that the New Deal was, overall, a dismal failure.

— Mark Levin

A part of me looks at life from a dismal perspective, not unlike Woody Allen and Larry David. But I don't want to look…

— Corbin Bernsen

“A dismal omen: ...this morning a woman handed me a dollar bill that was translucent from age, as soft and warm as living tissue.”

— Kathleen Maher