Ahhh! Impossibear has a gas powered stick!

“Hi Wankershim! Are you going to doodie? WHOAAAA!”

— Breehn Burns

“Yeah! Everything is okay!”

— Breehn Burns

“Throw a blanket over it!”

— Breehn Burns

“Why would you do that?”

— Breehn Burns

“Put a little fence around it!”

— Breehn Burns

“I don’t think so. Beth didn’t get any presents.”

— Breehn Burns

“Pony Lords, jump for your lives—AAH!”

— Breehn Burns

“My name is Catbug. What’s yours?”

— Breehn Burns

“He says he wants more carrots and bread crumbs!”

— Breehn Burns

“Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down.”

— Breehn Burns

“Yeah but I don’t know how to make myself go there. Maybe it might never happen again. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!”

— Breehn Burns

“You’re my friends now. We’re having soft tacos later.”

— Breehn Burns

“Ralph Waldo Pickle Chips! I don’t know him.”

— Breehn Burns

“to find. He was trying to requisition some gas-powered leaf blowers to blow the new sand off the old. Nothing was happening”

— Mary Roach

Did you use a chainsaw?" Joey said. "I seem to recall you like chainsawa." "There wasn't a power outlet." Clay turned to me. "That's…

— Kelley Armstrong