If you like affection, then about one in three squirrels…

When someone who's starved of love is shown something that looks like sincere affection

— Anonymous

When someone who's starved of love is shown something that looks like sincere affection, is it any wonder that she jumps at it and…

— Sayo Masuda

“Nothing refines like affection. Family jarring vulgarizes - family union elevates.”

— Charlotte Brontë

I go to Union Square Park, mostly to take care of squirrels.

— Bernhard Goetz

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.

— Millicent Fenwick

Many people love grey squirrels, but the reality is that they are a real problem for some of our most threatened native species, like…

— Jim Knight

Sanchez looked at me and we locked eyes a second too long. There was nothing I could do about it. The signal went out.…

— Rick Riordan

Ant Prune was holding one of the squirrels in her hand. ‘And once a day, we have ta clean their little private parts with…

— Margaret Stohl

I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day.

— Emily Procter

You can't keep a squirrel on the ground.

— Mary Lasswell

She's as nutty as squirrel poo.

— Anonymous

There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb.

— George W. Bush

“Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that…

— Mark Twain

People look at me like I'm a little strange, when I go around talking to squirrels and rabbits and stuff. That's ok. That's just…

— Bob Ross

The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.

— Bob Saget