It's the real thing but theres little difference between reality and unreality. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
Non-alcoholic to his girlfriend, Ill only drink wine from your lips. — Robert D Dangoor Alcoholic Copy Share Image
People get annoyed waiting for their turn in a queue but everyones turn comes. — Robert D Dangoor Queue Copy Share Image
You cant fool all the people all the time but you can fool some of the people some of the time and… — Robert D Dangoor Fool Copy Share Image
A tax is money levied on a persons property, business or pleasure. A taxilevies money to get to a persons property, business… — Robert D Dangoor Business Copy Share Image
Craziness in the heart is being over enthusiastic to one person. Craziness in the mind is being over enthusiastic to one world. — Robert D Dangoor Craziness Copy Share Image
Depression is when you're waiting not to do things, whereas happiness is when you cannot wait to do things. — Robert D Dangoor Depression Copy Share Image
Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, are we turning from the rat race to the mouse race? — Robert D Dangoor Computer Copy Share Image
I went into a pub and asked the barmaid whether they did Cash back. To my surprise she replied, Actually sir, in… — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
God helps him who helps himself but you have to help others before you can help yourself. — Robert D Dangoor God Copy Share Image
Ask me no questions and Ill tell you no lies. I wont make an allusion to the illusion. — Robert D Dangoor Illusion Copy Share Image
Before we can wave the handkerchief, we have to have a cold. — Robert D Dangoor Cold Copy Share Image
Medium is the message but sometimes you have to go to the extreme to get what you want. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
You cannot buy happiness but you have to pay the price. — Robert D Dangoor Happiness Copy Share Image
Almost everyone has a mobile telephone nowadays. Few people listen. — Robert D Dangoor Technology Copy Share Image
If someone asks you for directions be sure you know where you are. — Robert D Dangoor Directions Copy Share Image
Pedestrians are hardly pedestrian because we all have to cross the road. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
Service not included but if you ask nicely we might consider it! — Robert D Dangoor Service Copy Share Image
When youre in the smallest room of the house youre nearest to God. — Robert D Dangoor God Copy Share Image
The duty of the tenant is to pay the rent. The duty of the landlord is to collect it. — Robert D Dangoor Responsibility Copy Share Image
