I always do things for myself and I don't care about what people think. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I have never ever hung out with actors and comedians. I can't stand it. — Keith Allen Actors Copy Share Image
I have a focused career plan, which is not to have a focused career plan. — Keith Allen Career Copy Share Image
I guess there's a part of me that loves institutionalism. And borstal is tailor-made for you to buck against. It was perfect. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
Journalists have so much newsprint to fill, the details are the last of their considerations. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I loathe the very thought of airports and also airlines taking as much from you as possible and giving very little back. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I hate technically constructed actors. In fact, I hate anything technically constructed, unless it's a bridge. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
It's much easier being a father to girls. Boys are just horrible. Then girls come into their own around 12 when they're… — Keith Allen Being Copy Share Image
When I've had money I've always spent it. I don't invest. A pension? Yes, it's called my talent. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
If the press can take the easy option, they will. To them, I'm always 'the wild man.' — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
The Internet is a global lavatory wall, a Rabelaisian mixture of truth, lies, insanity and humour. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
People using a public platform to further their own personal agenda, I think that's immoral. You have no right to do that.… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
My father was in the navy. I always found it a bit strange that he would choose to spend an extraordinary amount… — Keith Allen Army Copy Share Image
I'll take anyone to task about UB40. They were as important as Bob Marley in getting reggae into the consciousness of British… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I can honestly say that throughout the 70s I never watched telly. I can remember 'Dr Who' and 'Morecambe and Wise' vaguely,… — Keith Allen Generation Copy Share Image
I don't suffer from what I believe a lot of actors suffer from, in that they have to do certain things to… — Keith Allen Actor Copy Share Image
I've been on the edge of everything, like one of those characters at the side of a Brueghel painting with a warty… — Keith Allen Culture Copy Share Image
I started out in comedy gigging and scraping a living together, and eventually worked up to doing shows at the Comedy Store… — Keith Allen Comedy Copy Share Image
It must have been horrible for my parents to see me go from public school to comprehensive to detention centre to borstal.… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever hurt anybody. I think I'll stand up on the day of judgment and go, 'Yeah? So what?' — Keith Allen Day Copy Share Image
All actors will tell you that baddies are where the money is because they stick in people's minds. — Keith Allen Actor Copy Share Image
There's more violence in one football game than there is in an entire hockey season, and nobody ever talks about that. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
My hero in adulthood would be Michael Bryant, who's dead, bless him. His memory lives on. He was an actor at the… — Keith Allen Actor Copy Share Image
Growing up we were very working-class; you had dinner at 12, then tea at 4:30. If you got supper, you were doing bloody well. — Keith Allen Dinner Copy Share Image
I'm delighted that the BBC has given me the chance to delve into the murky world of 'The Body Farm.' — Keith Allen Body Copy Share Image
There must be something about me and teeth when I'm filming abroad, I don't have a lot of luck. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I would be a fool to say I enjoyed being in borstal, but when I was there I had a great time. — Keith Allen Being Copy Share Image
I'm probably the biggest show-off in the world. But I also happen to be an artist. You can be both, you know. — Keith Allen Art Copy Share Image
Women want to be entertained. They want value for money from a man. You have to have the whole package. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
The act of littering annoys me more than anything, particularly drivers who throw stuff out of the car window. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I'm very old fashioned. I'm from an era where your phone is in the house so if you are pottering in the… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I only did the comedy thing because I just thought I could do it better than anyone else at the time. And… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I don't want to be loved. No interest in being loved whatsoever. Actually, I don't mind being misunderstood either. — Keith Allen Interest Copy Share Image
I'm primarily an actor and only make documentaries when I see a story others have missed. — Keith Allen Actor Copy Share Image
Jeremy Corbyn... love him. Right person, right time. He's like a poultice, drawing Blairite disease out of the Labour party. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
