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Portrait of Drew Magary

Drew Magary

(1976) Novelist

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Drew Magary is a novelist.

Quick Facts About Drew Magary

Born: October 7, 1976
Profession: Novelist

About Drew Magary

American columnist... | Andrew Schuyler Magary is an American journalist, humor columnist, podcast host, and novelist. He was a correspondent for GQ, has written three novels, and formerly was a long-time columnist for Deadspin. He currently writes for Defector Media and SFGate and is the author of The Night the Lights Wen

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“Why don't you crawl up out of that door and go get fucked by a turtle?" That's completely unrealistic, anatomically speaking. That's…

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I've hated cockroaches my entire life.Tweeting jokes about it helps me cope, in a way. I'm not as jumpy killing cave crickets…

Caves

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I occasionally get glimpses, but I have to reprioritize, because that's how it naturally progresses - things like family, responsibilities, and your…

Family

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“You probably don't remember that, do you? Depression has a way of vaporizing big parts of your memory. Important parts.”

Depression

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“There was nothing to confront here at this beach: no monsters, no past, no future. Everyone left him alone, the ultimate desire…

Beach

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You cannot hide from the world. It will find you. It always does. And now it has found me. My split second…

Death

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“Okay," I confessed. "You got me. I don't want to die. I'm terrified of death. I fear there's nothing beyond it and…

Confidence

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I found that life for me gets a lot more serious as you get older. You start off young and happy and…

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“We now live in a world where I think many people walk around asking themselves , do other people matter? Does the…

Family

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I was strangely looking forward to writing about my DUI arrest, only because I've known for four years that I was gonna…

Dui

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I think it's the next thing, getting out of the comfort-zone readership, that at some point you have to try and break…

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I don't know how a culture is going to evolve, but I think the way the Internet works now is, people go…

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“This is the Supernova," he said. "Any time he gets worked up, his body bursts into white-hot light that disintegrates anything around…

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“It was night, and even if any good Samaritan saw the smoke, it wasn't like they would come running. This was America.…

Fire

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The idea for me came when I was watching a 60 Minutes segment about resveratrol, the chemical in red wine that lets…

Aging

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You become a parent, and your whole life becomes about worrying. You just worry constantly whether they'll be okay. And the idea…

Anxiety

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On the Internet, Spencer Hall at Everyday Should Be Saturday is the best writer in the universe. He's very funny. They're jokes…

College

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