Could you conjugate that? To sleaze. I sleaze. You sleaze…

But I'm acutely aware that the possibility of fraud is even more prevalent in today's world because of the Internet and cell phones and…

— Armistead Maupin

I’m pissed off at my Republican family back in North Carolina, several of whom came to my wedding, but who went right back and…

— Armistead Maupin

“Mona … lots of things are more binding than sex. They last longer too.”

— Armistead Maupin

Taureans are stubborn as hell. They never want to tell you what sign they are… But underneath that tough Taurus hide beats the heart…

— Armistead Maupin

I believe very firmly that gay people of every stripe and age should be role models for all children, and that means interacting with…

— Armistead Maupin

“How old are you?” I hadn’t been asked this in a place of business since I was seventeen, when I tried, unsuccessfully, to buy…

— Armistead Maupin

Outing is a nasty word for telling the truth.

— Armistead Maupin

I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers.

— Armistead Maupin

If you want to know who the oppressed minorities in America are, simply look at who gets their own shelf in the bookstore. A…

— Armistead Maupin

“It all goes so fast, she thought. We dole out our lives in dinner parties and plane flights, and it's over before we know…

— Armistead Maupin

“Then they would both dissolve in giggles, bowing in their mirth to the awful hopelessness of it all.”

— Armistead Maupin

“My life is full of love; I designed it that way. I try to make my own experience about love and I look for…

— Armistead Maupin

“Actions have consequences. In actions have them. We set things in motion by what we don't do.”

— Armistead Maupin

I'm not sure I even need a lover, male or female. Sometimes I think I'd settle for five good friends.

— Armistead Maupin

Well, maybe it has to do with the fact that I was a complete Hitchcock fanatic from age 9.

— Armistead Maupin