I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your…

If our aim is to praise, we should forget to criticize; if our aim is to criticize, we should remember to praise

— Samuel Johnson

Remember praise is more valuable than blame.

— George S. Patton

“And if I please you so, my lover, Remember praise is comely.”

— Countee Cullen

You know that scene at the beginning (of 'Pirate Radio') where I take The Count a cup of tea in the studio, and he…

— Tom Sturridge

Celebrate your child's achievement, then rotate it when the next mini-masterpiece comes along. Then chuck the old picture. Don't worry that you're throwing away…

— Niecy Nash

I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things…

— Ozzy Osbourne

I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.

— Billy Connolly

The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can.

— Tom Hardy

An ample arse helps you to be weighed down and be grounded.

— Pedro Almodovar

It's great to win a few prizes early on. It helps a writer to get noticed and to get some sales. It can also…

— Jeanette Winterson

I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not.

— Keith Miller

I've done films where you have to get in shape for purely vanity reasons, when you read a script, turn to page 87 and…

— Bruce Willis

The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse.

— Tony Abbott

When its comes to music and books 'OK' is not good enough. We need creative work that floors us! That we can't believe the…

— Sean Michael Wilson

When you look at pornography, the women become objects, whereas what I'm trying to do is make the person in the photograph as important…

— Rankin