When life throws you lemon, add Vodka

If fate sends you a lemon, use it to make lemonade.

— Lawrence Block

If life hands you lemon ……make lemonade!

— Ochola James

When life gives you lemon...squeeze them right back into life's eyes.

— Ali

“Never throw away squeezed lemon, but keep them for the day by the sink. Then you can use them to remove fish, onion or…

— Jennifer Paterson

“For once, Lemon. Please open for me without me forcing you.”

— Noyar Cecil

I get up between 6:30 and 7 A.M., and my morning routine is always the same: hot water and lemon, eggs on toast and…

— Alice Temperley

When life gives you lemon, take the lemon close and have sex with his girlfriend

— Charith Thilina

I drink hot water with lemon juice, a few drops of cider vinegar, a pinch of cayenne and turmeric, and a little maple syrup.

— Maureen Lipman

We all know lemon is loved by salmon, but the fish also adores the flavour and acidity of pink grapefruit.

— Rick Stein

“LEMON PIE. MRS. SUSIE B. DE WOLFE.”

— Anonymous

I don't drink any soda. None at all. Just water with lemon. If I need something different: iced tea. I don't have anything like…

— Jillian Rose Reed

Diseases happen in acidic environments, so it's very important to keep your body alkaline. Keeping a diet high in leafy greens, spring water, fresh…

— Valentina Zelyaeva

Of this they drank half a pint every day, and sometimes more or less, as it operated, by way of gentle physic. Two others…

— James Lind

It is probable that the lemon is the most valuable of all fruit for preserving health.

— Maud Grieve

I'll give you my routine, my morning ritual: I get up, I do a bit of stretching, and then after showering and everything, I…

— Grace Hightower