Trying to understand some people ls like trying to pick up…

“I was like a turd that drew flies instead of like a flower that butterflies and bees desired. I wanted to live alone,I felt…

— Charles Bukowski

“There ain’t no clean end on a turd,”

— Marc Cameron

I live in a 9 million dollar turd.

— Ozzy Osbourne

“Gonna be a real frog-strangling turd-floater.”

— Charles Martin

The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right.

— Bum Phillips

“Sir Gerald Moore: I was at dinner last evening, and halfway through the pudding, this four-year-old child came alone, dragging a little toy cart.…

— Tom Wolfe

“How do two retards eat a turd sandwich? Well, not by first wiping their ass with wheat bread like I showed them.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Like they say, no point in rubbin' a turd.”

— Julia Wertz

To tell you the truth you are a giant whale turd... inside joke 5

— Candie

Don't ever write a novel unless it hurts like a hot turd coming out.

— Charles Bukowski

“I feel horrible. She doesn't love me and I wander around the house like a sewing machine that's just finished sewing a turd to…

— Richard Brautigan

“Ah … politics, Sergeant. When the top brass hand you a turd, you polish it and say, “my, what a lovely jobbie!” That way…

— Stuart MacBride

“rectangular slab of mincemeat that everyone, including the servers, referred to as baked turd.”

— Robert Muchamore

“You don't have to eat the entire turd to know that it's not a crab cake.”

— Orson Scott Card

“the Tenderloin is a large turd—often a literal one—floating in the crystal punchbowl that is San Francisco.”

— Gary Kamiya