Me when I wqke up...*YAWN*

“Checking your phone after someone else pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation.”

— Anonymous

55% of people yawn within 5 minutes of seeing someone else yawn.

— Anonymous

A yawn may not be polite, but at least it is an honest opinion

— Anonymous

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

— Anonymous

“We Are Each Others Breath,That Is As To Why We Share Each Others Yawn”

— Mark Darville

There was a sound like a human yawn, and then the skull turned slightly toward me and asked, "What's up, boss?" "Evil's afoot." "Well,…

— Jim Butcher

A yawn is more disconcerting than a contradiction.

— Mason Cooley

A yawn is a silent shout.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

“I was poised, fo­cused, and alert. Two hours lat­er, I was bored, sleepy, and yawn­ing.”

— Storm Grant

“I think the best time to launch an assault on a city would be not only in the middle of the night, but also…

— Jarod Kintz

“He yawned like a black bear coming out of hibernation.”

— Dennis Vickers

“If you don't feel drowsy after lunch and don't yawn in the office, you're not a perfect employee!”

— Himmilicious

“I'm exhausted when I get home, even though the school day was the equivalent of a seven-hour yawn without Galen or Chloe.”

— Anna Banks

“This bed yawns beneath the weight of our absent selves.”

— Maya Angelou

“I'd rather have people hiss than yawn.”

— James Dean