If you were a booger, I'd pick you!

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

— Mae West

I am not a friend of eSports. It's the same with professional wrestling - it's for booger eaters.

— Colin Cowherd

I was just sitting in Target, just getting over my cold. I blew my nose and I see these people looking at me and…

— Atticus Shaffer

“When someone puts you down, remeber the booger having out of his/her nose.”

— Andrew McArthur

As far as I'm concerned, there's only one Booger.

— Booger McFarland

“I’ll wipe a booger on your wall, not only to say I was here, but also to say thanks for having me over.”

— Jarod Kintz

I'm scared of boogers. If anyone ever showed me a booger I'd smash their face in.

— Johnny Depp

I used to worry that I had a booger in my nose or that my skin was dry or any little thing, because I…

— Da Brat

“While you weren't looking, I flicked a booger in your soup. Just my way of saying thanks for dinner.”

— Jarod Kintz

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

— Bill Watterson

“Trace said, “your ex-husband is a human booger with a badge.”

— Siera London

“I’ll wipe a booger on your living room wall, not only to show I was there, but also to say thanks for having me…

— Jarod Kintz

When someone has a booger hanging should u tell them.

— Afrojack

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

— Oscar Wilde

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

— Tre Cool