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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and…

— Agnes Repplier

A dog is a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog.

— Haitian Farmer

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

— Anonymous

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared…

— George Bernard Shaw

Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they…

— Bonnie Wilcox

The more people I meet the more I like my dog.

— Emalie Newhall

If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.

— Harry S. Truman

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and…

— Sigmund Freud

No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.

— Bernard Williams

I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

— John Steinbeck

When the Man waked up he said, 'What is Wild Dog doing here?' And the Woman said, 'His name is not Wild Dog any…

— Rudyard Kipling

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

— Smiley Blanton

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of ther universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and…

— Roger Caras

...he will be our friend for always and always and always.

— Rudyard Kipling

Me: awww cute dog *walks closer* BARK BARK BARK BARK me: well, fuck you too you ugly piece of shit

— JosephE