Hunky men in kilts are a myth.

I designed it, the tailors wanted the kilt as a high joint but I wanted mine low like a Jedi.

— Iman Shumpert

“I’d never seen a guy in a kilt before but I had to admit I really liked it. My gaze traveled up his bare…

— Cyndi Tefft

“We call them kilts, and we wear them so we can let our enormous cocks breathe.”

— Sophia Bleu

I'm either the witch or Lady Macbeth of English politics, but someone gotta wear the pants in England when others wearing kilts

— Margaret Thatcher

Jon Davis was a fan and came out on stage with us somewhere in the Midwest and came out in a Suicide Silence shirt…

— Mitch Lucker

I always wanted to dress up like Darth Maul.So I designed my own kilt.

— Iman Shumpert

Stark looked strong and healthy and totally gorgeous. I was distracting myself by wondering what exactly Scottish guys did, or didn't, wear under those…

— Anonymous

I think when I started to get in shape and spend time at the gym, I could be better to other people and be…

— Marc Jacobs

Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder,…

— Billy Connolly

The orb came about because I wanted to do this kitsch sweater for Prince Charles when he went hunting and fishing with his kilt…

— Vivienne Westwood

“If Scotsmen truly didn't wear anything under their kilts, she bet his equipment was frozen solid.”

— Vonnie Davis

[Polythene Pam] was me, remembering a little event with a woman in Jersey, and a man who was England's answer to Allen Ginsberg, who…

— John Lennon

“Why Scottish people would bother to live on rainy yet rocky land with all of your bagpipes, tartan kilts and shortbreads?”.”

— Andre Mokalu

The glow dies down, and she's standing at the end of my bed--the one who's been following me around leaving feather messages. I take…

— Libba Bray

Look at Scottish guys wearing kilts - you could look at them and laugh, but the way they carry themselves, how can you? You…

— Andre Benjamin