I love the way you smile at me... knocks me on my arse.

The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse.

— Tony Abbott

“A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart.”

— Frater U.D

“Well, all girls called Beth are arse grabbers.”

— Cath Crowley

“PIGEON MY ARSE!”

— Sarah Waters

My arse contemplates those who talk behind my back.

— Francis Picabia

“Running away just makes your arse a bigger target.”

— Richard K. Morgan

A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man.

— e. e. cummings

“I might be an arse but nobody deserves to be drinking double vodka on their own in the middle of the day,” he chuckled,…

— Raven Elliot O'Connor

Whether I fall on my feet or fall on my arse, I dunno. You've got to take those risks.

— Ryan Kwanten

Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned.

— Benedict Cumberbatch

“A fart is just your arse applauding.”

— Billy Connolly

“Rough as a badger's arse”

— Marian Keyes

“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Not because he was a decent block, mind you. He was an arse. But he was a shirt arse, like meself. (Napoleon)”

— Stephanie Perkins

“That's the best thing I can think of. Having a good hold on your arse always makes me feel steady.”

— Diana Gabaldon