Almost every one flatters himself that he and his are…

“I do not believe in any wise man until I have heard him say << I doubt it>> three times and << I don’t know >> two times.”

— Alphonse Karr

The more it changes, the more it's the same thing.

— Alphonse Karr

The more things change, the more they are the same.

— Alphonse Karr

We can invent only with memory.

— Alphonse Karr

Uncertainty is the worst of all evils until the moment when reality makes us regret uncertainty.

— Alphonse Karr

If women only knew the extent of their power!

— Alphonse Karr

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

— Alphonse Karr

Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end.

— Alphonse Karr

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.

— Alphonse Karr

I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven't a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I've had the…

— Alphonse Karr

Dress is the great business of all women, and the fixed idea of some.

— Alphonse Karr

The more the change, the more it is the same thing.

— Alphonse Karr

Botany is the art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin.

— Alphonse Karr

Avoid all haste; calmness is an essential ingredient of politeness.

— Alphonse Karr

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.

— Alphonse Karr