Every girl deserves an Augustus Waters.

Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause

— John Green

That pipe, just so happens to lead to the room where I make the most delicious flavored chocolate covered fudge." Then he will be…

— Johnny Depp

Christianity has carried civilization along with it, whithersoever it has gone; and, as if to show that the latter does not depend on physical…

— Augustus William Hare

“When you fear nothing, you have nothing to fear”

— S.F. Chandler

I am in the midst of a soliloquy! I wrote this out and memorized it and if you interrupt me I will completely screw…

— John Green

Ma'am," Augustus said, nodding toward her, "Your daughter's car has just been deservingly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go…

— John Green

A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough. --Augustus "Gus" McCrae

— Larry McMurtry

“As quick as boiled asparagus!”

— Robert Graves

WHEN AUGUSTUS CAME OUT on the porch the blue pigs were eating a rattlesnake—not a very big one. It had probably just been crawling…

— Larry McMurtry

“Six times during my life has this tomb of my soul led me to the brink of that eternal darkness into which all men…

— John Williams

According to the conventions of the genre, Augustus Waters kept his sense of humor till the end, did not for a moment waiver in…

— John Green

“His excitement was adorable. I couldn't resist. I leaned over and kissed him on the cheek. -Hazel Grace Lancaster, The Fault In Our Stars”

— John Green

“Out of nowhere, Augustus asked, "do you believe in an after life?”

— John Green

He [Caesar Augustus] found a city built of brick; he left it built of marble. [Lat., Urbem lateritiam accepit, mamoream relinquit.]

— Suetonius

“Augustus was amazing, but he’d overdone everything at the picnic, right down to the sandwiches that were metaphorically resonant but tasted terrible and the…

— John Green