Lydia went over and handed him a paper napkin. Conner…

Be our guest, be our guest put our service to the test. Tie your napkin round your neck cheri and we'll provide the rest.…

— Beauty And The Beast

Tuck My Napkin in My Shirt Cuz I'm Just Mobbin Like That

— Drake

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

— Mae West

I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.

— Demetri Martin

“I often wonder why women have careers,' said Shredded Napkin suddenly, showing his teeth. I don't think he can possibly be saying what I…

— Joanna Russ

Luxury lives in the finer details. It's a cloth napkin at a dinner table. It's a mint on your pillow before bed.

— Iggy Azalea

“ We still have your watch.You can have it back tonight.All you need to do is sneak up after dinner, set the tower, and…

— Heather Dixon

“I don’t need a napkin. That’s what pants are for.”

— Jarod Kintz

There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and it is…

— Anonymous

“And the rest of the story?" he asked, trying to force a smile. "Is that like everything else in POT, on a need-to-know basis?"…

— Jo Nesbo

When planning your wedding you make so many decisions: 'Do I want this fork or that fork?' But in the end people aren't going…

— Lara Stone

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself.

— Hannibal Buress

The most exciting business ideas fit on the back of an airplane napkin.

— Carmine Gallo

“The only way I could conceive of waving a white flag, would be during the process of folding it, so to be used as…

— Tom Althouse

“If I had a funny thought and a runny nose, but only had one napkin and no paper, I’d rather use that napkin to…

— Jarod Kintz