Ted Hey baby wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter…

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it...

— Jade Williams

LMS is like PMS but totally different.

— Anonymous

RIP to all the hoes dying for attention!

— Anonymous

Need to go to the pharmacy, because I'm so sick!

— Tasha Matthews

I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room...

— Anonymous

People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont…

— Hussein Nishah

That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends.

— OhItsVynn

Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a…

— Kevin McCarty

I love being spontaneous than instantaneous!

— Sweety

My sex life is like a Ferrari...I don't have a Ferrari.

— Anonymous

Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality.

— Seth Rogan

Her legs spread so easily I cant believe its not butter (;

— Cassidy Dawn

I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.

— Anonymous

Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.

— Anonymous

Capture every moment because it could just be your last.

— Emanuel Sebastiao